$SIMP

we like the stonks. we like the farmer.

the community tribute token of one humble pixel farmer. he grows things. we simp. launched fair on the stonk launcher. living on robinhood chain.

Pixel farmer watering candlestick crops under the $SIMP wordmark
clock in (buy) follow the farm
PUNCH CARD — CONTRACT ADDRESSROBINHOOD CHAIN
0x709b315C194bA2480A02ad4b755354fB36A66666
always verify the CA against our pinned tweet. bots impersonate honest farmers.
CLOCKED IN

the lore

terminal log

 field_notes.log

[jul]4,444 pixel brokers mint on robinhood chain. their creator is a farmer. he grows things.

[aug]the stonk launcher opens its doors. tokens line up to be born.

[aug]a certain clock arrives first. block one goes to the bots. oops.

[aug]a farm token quietly appears. no promises. no snipers worth mentioning. just devotion.

[now]we simp. rain or shine. bear or bull. overtime? on this farm we call that harvest season.

get in the field

how to buy

1

Get to Robinhood Chain

Bridge or swap in from any chain via the StonkBrokers terminal at stonkbrokers.io.

2

Stock the wallet

You'll want some ETH for gas — and $STONKBROKER if you plan to go deeper into the ecosystem. (You will.)

3

Find $SIMP

Go straight to the $SIMP page on the Stonk Launcher and check the CA against the punch card above. Trust the punch card, not search results.

4

Hold. Water daily.

That's it. That's the strategy. Crops take time and so does devotion.

the numbers

simpenomics

TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000 SIMP
TAX
0% buy / 0% sell. Farmers don't tax the harvest.
LIQUIDITY
Locked — launched via StonkBrokers Safe Launch.
TEAM ALLOCATION
Our allocation is emotional.
UTILITY
The farmer smiles at us sometimes.
LAUNCH
Fair launch via Stonk Launcher. Nobody got a head start except the early birds, and those are just birds. They help with the worms.

the plan

crop rotation (roadmap)

🌱

PHASE 1 — PLANT ✔ done

Launch on the Stonk Launcher. Website. X account. Artwork so devoted it borders on concerning.

💧

PHASE 2 — WATER

Memes daily. Community grows. The farmer notices us. (He doesn't have to say anything. A glance is enough. We're not needy. Okay, we're a little needy.)

🧡

PHASE 3 — SIMP

Deeper roots in the ecosystem. More holders clock in. We keep showing up. Rain or shine.

🌾

PHASE 4 — HARVEST

We don't actually know what happens here. Farmers never do. We just keep farming.

questions from the field

FAQ

is this official?

No. Clutch Markets does not endorse $SIMP. Nobody endorses $SIMP. We endorse the farmer. That's the whole relationship and we cherish it.

is this financial advice?

This is not financial advice. Honestly, it's barely advice. It's a pixel farmer and a feeling.

who is the simple farmer?

The founder of Clutch Markets and the builder behind the StonkBrokers ecosystem on Robinhood Chain. He grows things. We are not affiliated with him — we are devoted to him. Different thing.

wen moon?

Wrong farm. We grow things here. Moons are for tourists; harvests are for those who water daily.

what happened to the clock?

We don't talk about the clock. (Seven wallets talk about the clock.)